[nickeloden]

wtf is wrong with white ppl

[strangeauthor]

wait

you have the edit and delete button in the screenshot

which means….you made this post

then screenshotted it

and you didn’t even edited out those two features

[wlwkamalakhan]

OHHSHGH MY GOD,

[switch-up-snowfox]

YOU THICK BERK.

[douche-slug]

yikes lol how embarrassing

[0013001]

*takes a free sample twice* i love robbery and fraud

[spookyphernelia]

if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.

[edcynic]

And if you are AUTOMATIC, SYSTEMATIC, and HYDROMATIC, why then you’re GREASED LIGHTENINGGGGG

[actualmenacebuckybarnes]

[captaindibbzy]

Me: [scrolling]

Someone on tumblr: I hate-

Me: [scrolling faster]

[book-of-mormon]

The first word of the Book of Mormon is “hello” and the last word is “scrotum” and I think that’s beautiful

[artemuscain-gamingandbs]

Jontron ain’t fucking around no more and I LOVE IT.

Originally posted by chelseybrookie

[victoryfire88]

I love Jon Ton. Yes sir! Yes!

[silver-shades-meepmorps]

I think the elections broke him in some way

[piratebay-premium]

Do you guys get romantic boners?
Like you’re talking to this girl and she’s so cute and you just love hearing about her day and as she tells you your dick just like “yeah this is some good shit”

[badsjw]

no

Making love means you go slower right?

Jim Jefferies  (via fuckyeahjimjefferies)